Monday, March 20, 2017

Charity Shop Fruit Machine





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Virgin Megastore.

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Along with all your favourite local record shops, they’re gone. With the obvious and Biblically huge exception of Adele, sales of recorded music are dwindling. And it’s not only CDs, downloads are plummeting too. It’s now all about the streaming. It’s in the cloud. It’s freemium, man!

But wait! Vinyl’s back. The kids want something they can hold. OK, so it’s not exactly keeping the music business afloat (that’s Adele’s job) but it is at least giving Taylor Swift fans a reason to get excited about artwork and inner sleeves and the magical tactile experience of music on shiny 12” discs.

But while it’s nice to be able to find pristine new copies of Pet Sounds and Nevermind, some of us still like going into dusty shops and experiencing the serendipitous thrill of finding an unexpected treat.

So where can I find these new record shops, I hear you cry? Relax they’re everywhere and they’re called charity shops.

No wait! Come back! It’s true. The charity shop is the new record shop for many reasons good – and bad. The good? Well, any real music fan will tell you that the well practiced thumb and finger rack-flick is a finely-honed skill up there with the deft pancake flip from Side 1 to Side 2. And charity shops, never short of well-thumbed copies of Mantovani, Mrs Mills, and Max Bygraves provide ample stock to practice our technique.

I challenge myself to find multiple copies of these unloved gems with a game I call Charity Shop Fruit Machine. The goal is of course a 3 cherry row. Top scores include a hat-trick of Sound of Musics, a brace of Carpenters and a clean row Green Doors. Once the sleeves are in position, I take a picture and put it online. Perhaps I should get out more.

Unlike every other product, albums never change their packaging so these sleeves are landmarks that record shops of old used to have; there’s a reassurance in seeing them there even if you’d never dream of taking them home. And the king of these unloved albums? No competition: Paul Young’s No Parlez. Phil Collins’ work comes a close second. Top score: No Parlez, No Parlez, No Jacket Required.


But here’s the key: only in a charity shop you can experience the sudden heart leap you get from discovering a Tom Waits nestling between a pair of Leo Sayers, a Public Enemy peaking out behind Hooked On Classics.

This feeling is the same one Nick Hornby was searching for when he confessed that despite having every single release by The Clash, he would still always check the C rack, just in case…

Of course, those of you already aware of the joys of these new record stores will hate me for publicizing our secret on national radio. But the rot has already set in.

The vinyl boom is encouraging record companies to repress their old catalogue like it’s going out of style. And while he pleasures of hearing The Queen is Dead or Dusty in Memphis on vinyl are undeniable, who gave the go-ahead to re-press charity shop staples like Herb Alpert’s Whipped Cream and Other Delights or Rod Stewart’s Every Picture Tells A Story on 180 gram vinyl?

It seems that record companies are in agreement that charity shops are the new record shops and are now busy manufacturing fresh stock accordingly.




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